redshirting: (like garrus' cool dead brother)

text; \o/ \o/

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-25 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
It was mating with my face.

[Okay, he might be exaggerating.]
redshirting: (greer you're not funny)

text; oh my god jessie

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-25 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE IS SUCH A DELAY BECAUSE HE IS JUST. SO DISGUSTED WITH YOU RIGHT NOW SHEPARD.]

I'm throwing it out the window.
redshirting: (i'm just gonna stare until you shut up)

text; no love is done

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-25 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Better than an hour.

Why do my pants matter?
redshirting: (poisonous iguanas in the cafeteria again)

text; ask nu

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-25 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're incriminating yourself.
redshirting: (calibrate one more time)

text; I'll show you the meaning of being lonely

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-25 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just tell me.
redshirting: (well that's just plain rude)

text; tell me why i can't be there where you are

[personal profile] redshirting 2012-08-26 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm offended, Shepard.