bestmakodriver | [IC] CONTACT FOR abaxcity.

You haven't seen me with animals.

I trust you to restrain yourself from doing anything rash.

Some would consider it self-defense.

It's a hamster, Nihlus.

It was mating with my face.

[Okay, he might be exaggerating.]

[ It takes awhile longer for Shepard to reply. ]

Congratulations. When's the wedding?

Edited 2012-08-25 09:22 (UTC)

[THERE IS SUCH A DELAY BECAUSE HE IS JUST. SO DISGUSTED WITH YOU RIGHT NOW SHEPARD.]

I'm throwing it out the window.

You're being more tight-pants than Udina. 30 minutes?

Better than an hour.

Why do my pants matter?

Nothing I'm about to explain to you.

You're incriminating yourself.

I'll get over it.

Just tell me.

It means you're without humor.

I'm offended, Shepard.

Pretty sure you'll get over that, too.

Edited (WRONG ICON) 2012-08-26 07:17 (UTC)