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[IC] CONTACT FOR abaxcity.

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my voicemail. Leave a message."

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Shepard, this is getting ridiculous. Confine your pet to your quarters.

Is that where he went? I've been looking for that little bastard everywhere.

He's taken a liking to my face. I want him removed.

He might be attracted to your markings. He never escapes his cage while I'm awake.

I'd rather not think your rodent is attracted to me.

Maybe if you start to actually like him he'll leave you alone.

[ A few seconds later because Shepard can actually type well with her fingers: ] I'll come pick him up, but I'll need an hour.

[oh my god shut up shepard]

We'll see if it survives that long.

I trust you.

You haven't seen me with animals.

I trust you to restrain yourself from doing anything rash.

Some would consider it self-defense.

It's a hamster, Nihlus.

It was mating with my face.

[Okay, he might be exaggerating.]

[ It takes awhile longer for Shepard to reply. ]

Congratulations. When's the wedding?

Edited 2012-08-25 09:22 (UTC)

[THERE IS SUCH A DELAY BECAUSE HE IS JUST. SO DISGUSTED WITH YOU RIGHT NOW SHEPARD.]

I'm throwing it out the window.

You're being more tight-pants than Udina. 30 minutes?

Better than an hour.

Why do my pants matter?

Nothing I'm about to explain to you.

You're incriminating yourself.

I'll get over it.

Just tell me.

It means you're without humor.

I'm offended, Shepard.

Pretty sure you'll get over that, too.

Edited (WRONG ICON) 2012-08-26 07:17 (UTC)

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